Mos Eisley Fire Department Calls for Heroes: No Blaster? No Problem!
MOS EISLEY, Tatooine – With a reputation as a wretched hive of scum and villainy, Mos Eisley also suffers from a lesser-known problem: sudden and unexplained fires in its docking bays. In response, the Mos Eisley Fire Department (MEFD) is recruiting able-bodied beings and droids to help put out more than just bar brawls.
This exclusive 'Mos Eisley Fire Department' t-shirt is a must-have for anyone who's ever dreamt of dashing heroically through flames, or just running from them in less-than-heroic retreats. With a stylish emblem featuring a stoic droid ready for action, it's perfect for those who like their adventures with a touch of danger and a lot of dry humor.
"Our fires might not always be put out, but our spirits never are," commented one veteran firefighter, who may or may not have been referring to the local spirits distilled at Cantina 1138. By wearing this shirt, you align yourself with the bravest in the galaxy—or at least with those brave enough to venture into Mos Eisley.
Each purchase comes with a theoretical 10% discount at participating cantinas, should you successfully extinguish a fire with a non-alcoholic beverage. This shirt doesn't just say you’re part of the team; it says you've survived the heat, both literal and figurative, of Mos Eisley.
Note: Shirt does not confer actual firefighting skills, and MEFD is not liable for any blaster burns incurred while wearing it during unofficial rescues.
