Treasure Island Coast Guard Premium Heavyweight T-shirt

NAUTICAL NEWSFLASH – From the Deck of the Intergalactic Gazette
TREASURE ISLAND COAST GUARD DEPLOYS HYBRID FLEET – PIRATES BAFFLED

In what maritime historians are calling “a highly suspicious alliance,” the newly-formed Treasure Island Coast Guard has launched, and yes, they’ve got both cannons and safety regulations.

This exclusive tee from Galactic Scribble documents the majestic absurdity: a valiant Coast Guard cutter sailing proudly beside a galleon straight out of Robert Louis Stevenson’s fever dreams. Together, they form a fleet that rescues the stranded and plunders the buffet.

Born of a design fusion between swashbuckling adventure and bureaucratic efficiency, this shirt is for the modern-day buccaneer who insists on flotation devices and alphabetized treasure maps. Whether you're patrolling the coastline or plotting your next mutiny with proper permits, this is your uniform of ironic authority.

Ideal for seafarers, literature lovers, and anyone who wants to yell “Avast!” while filing a report in triplicate.